rhetorical queries only. please do not reply.

top ten unanswered questions i have about twitter:

10. so if i send a tweet, who exactly sees it?

9. and whose tweets can i see?

8. can i send a private tweet to only one person?

7. and is "sending" a tweet and "posting" a tweet the same thing?

6. meanwhile, how the hell do i retweet another's tweet?

5. and why the hell do i want to retweet another's tweet in the first place?

4. how does the "@" thingy come into play?

3. and the hashtag symbol allows me to do what?

2. and when exactly in my lifetime did the tic tac toe game board become the hashtag symbol anyway?

1. and seriously... how am i supposed to encapsulate the existential musings of the modern man in 140 characters or less? seriously.