Thursday, January 19, 2012

with an h

the production of sleeping beauty had come to town, or more accurately, to yonge and sheppard. we arrived a little early at the theatre, if you can call it a theatre. once there she took up her usual seat at the front of the room, on a huge white pillow, immediately adjacent to the aisle. i, on the other hand, retreated to my humble viewing post at the rear of the modest hall. and when the houselights were finally dimmed, i once again began to worry that this time she might finally be called up onto the stage, as is the custom at events such as these. only this time my worst fears were actually realized. about midway through the show the young ingenue playing the title character called for a volunteer to join her at the front of the auditorium. "keep your hand down, keep your hand down," i murmured under my breath. but my whispers must have fallen on deaf ears. for the first hand that shot up was the one sticking out from the purple pullover i had placed on the back of my youngest not two hours prior. "what about you, honey?" came the request from the voice under the unconvincing blonde wig. she jumped to her feet and sprinted onto the podium. the princess proceeded to ask for my daughter's name. silence. followed by even more silence. followed by an uncomfortable groan from one of the more tactless members of the assembled masses. within seconds the spotlight began to take its toll. her hands rolled up in front of her eyes. she began to squint. she winced and she shrugged. she didn't want to be on that stage any longer. "just say your name and get off the stage," i murmured under my breath. but this time, thankfully, the g-ds must have been listening. she must have been listening. because just as she was about to be hustled off the stage by the impatient aurora, she picked up her chin and uttered the response to the query she had responded to hundreds of times before. "hannah."

2 comments:

  1. hey man. random question. but what ever happened to that ADB guy? i havent seem that person post anything in a long time.

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  2. yo. to the above^ um i think that ADB guy is really the author of this blog. and i think the author just got bored of commenting on his own posts...

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