look, if you wanna ask me a question, just ask me already. but don't waste my time with mindless preambles and meaningless forwards and meandering overtures. don't waste my time with, do you mind if i ask you a question? or, there's something i want to say to you. or, can you tell me something if you're not too busy? 'cause when you preface a question with another question, i feel even less inclined to respond to your query in the first place. and the centrifugal force of your addle-minded curiosity has become increasingly unbearable. so just get to the point already. just cut to the chase. just say what's on your mind. 'cause i ain't in the mood for your silly brain games. i ain't in the mood for your mental gymnastics. i ain't in the mood for your incessant dilly-dallying. and my patience is wearing thin.
just let them play already
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:( but can i ask you a question?
ReplyDelete.. why?
"do you mind if i ask you a question?" "well you've just done so."
ReplyDeleteThe lunch man today took my order, completed it, and proceeded to complete three more orders before handing over mine. My patience is wearing thin.
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