so whether it was a violent case of the stomach flu or a violent bout of food poisoning, i get the message. loud and clear. i have to change my diet. and pronto. but am i really prepared to give up the foods i've grown up on? the foods i've grown accustomed to? the foods i've grown attached to? hey man, i love those foods. i mean, i seriously love those foods. but alas, all good things must inevitably come to an end. and so, regretfully, i must bid thee all a fond farewell. (sigh) goodbye pizza pops. goodbye japanese noodles-in-a-cup. (sniff) goodbye boston cream donuts. goodbye no. 3 combo plate with extra sweet and sour sauce from manchu wok. (sniff) goodbye doritos. goodbye hostess ding dongs. goodbye fruitopia strawberry passion. (sniff, sniff) goodbye fries and gravy. goodbye ice cream sandwiches. goodbye froot loops. (sniff) goodbye vietnamese subs. goodbye fudgee-os. goodbye bk onion rings. (sniff) goodbye chunky chicken soup. goodbye twix candy bars. goodbye jamaican beef patties. (sniff) goodbye sausage and egg mcmuffins. goodbye hash browns. goodbye filet-o-fishes. goodbye junior mc... mc... mcchickens. (sniff, sniff, sniff) parting is such sweet sorrow. perhaps one day we shall be together again.
"well, on the bright side, i suppose flintstones vitamins kinda taste a bit like candy." - reassuring soul
requiem for a lost soul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pBo-GL9SRg
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