the seven inevitable truths of life at the mcdonald's play place near bayview and eglinton

at least once every fifteen minutes:

1. a well-dressed father will rush back to the play place in a mad search for his missing blackberry

2. a 12-year-old, 120-pound kid will ruin it for all the little ones

3. an entire family of siblings will violate the "no socks, no play" rule

4. a half-eaten, muffin-less sausage patty will somehow find its way onto the swervy slide

5. my seven-year-old daughter will strike up a conversation with an eight-year-old stranger whom she will affectionately refer to as her "boyfriend" for the duration of the drive home

6. a middle-aged mother wearing one or more items from lululemon will address her child as taylor, tyler, harrison, madison, ethan, jackson or jaden

7. the repeated sound of a child's high-pitched scream will have at least one parent saying: "he's never like this at home"

better than the original, imho: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U18OrCoXpH8&feature=related