top ten reasons why taking the bathurst bus may not always be the better way:
10. no prizes awarded for being the 873rd person to make contact with the handrail on any given day
9. because the height of the head of the average seated adult is identical to the height of the backpack on the average standing adolescent
8. penalty to number 17... complete and utter stranger... two minutes for elbowing... time of the penalty... 8:24 a.m.
7. for the record, no one likes getting drooled on by a strange dog or a strange baby
6. awkward run-ins with current students struggling with issues of "personal space"
5. because 23% of canadians are heavily overweight, and 42% of them use public transit, and 86% of them prefer sitting next to tall, lanky teachers
4. hey, if i can't enjoy a no. 3 combo plate with extra sweet and sour sauce from manchu wok anymore, then neither should the guy sitting across from me
3. because tag body spray for men smells so much better on someone who hasn't showered since saturday
2. three words: the throat clearer
1. staredowns with the criminally insane are better left for wide open spaces with plenty of escape options
"do everything in life once... and the fun things twice." - unknown
wouldn't it be nice: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvsAqkOhI48
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You told me to check out this blog, and i finally did. I have to admit that you weren't lying when you said it was funny. I am currently laughing aloud right now. All these posts are hilarious, keep it up please.
ReplyDeletethere is a prize awarded for being 873rd person to make contact with the handrail...its called the flu
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